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Jack batty 

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
Jack batty by Naafta December 1, 2021

Jack batty 

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
Jack batty by Naafta December 1, 2021

Battery Jack 

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one
Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
Battery Jack by Z227933 January 19, 2010

Jackbattle 

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.
Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"
Jackbattle by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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