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Jack Batty 

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.
Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.
Jack Batty by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016
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Jack batty 

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
Jack batty by Naafta December 1, 2021

Jack batty 

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
Jack batty by Naafta December 1, 2021

Battery Jack 

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one
Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
Battery Jack by Z227933 January 19, 2010

Jackbattle 

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.
Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"
Jackbattle by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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