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jabroski 

A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.

A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.
Example 1

Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?

Bro 2: I think he is bro.

Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.

Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.

Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.

Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?

Example 2

Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?

Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.
jabroski by The Mooski August 15, 2011
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Jabroski 

A term used amongst guys in highschool as a greeting amongst close friends, hence the subword "bro". Commonly used with Jocks and popular kids.
Dan says to his friend billy "what's up Jabroski, how've you been"
Billy replies "I've been pipen up jabroski and going hard at the gym"
Jabroski by Moleratio April 10, 2017
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Jabroski 

A jabroni who's still a bro.

Someone who's all talk but none the less is still a friend and will most likely get invited to hang again.
Rich: Marty's full of himself. He always talks smack but never lives up to it.

Derek: Yeah but it wouldn't be the same without him around, and it would be awkward to invite everyone but him next time.

Rich: What a jabroski.
Jabroski by Murphy Burns January 3, 2011

Jabrosky 

A clever synonym for smoking pot that can be used in public.
Guy: Wanna Jabrosky after class?
Dude: Jabrosky!!!!
Jabrosky by DaveTheBurd July 17, 2011

Jawroski 

1) A Womble.
2) One that holds the great golden balls.
3) A burnt European sausage in a sock.
4) A Womble.
''Man, i'd love to eat a Jawroski right now!''
''What's that tree? 'hmm rrrugh rrr rr ra?' You must be a jawroski!'
Jawroski by pie bald fred June 28, 2008

Jaroski (CH artist) 

Who's this? Jaroski, the underrated countryhumans artist. No information is known that much about them other than the fact that they have too many social medias, as some might say. Why underrated? Apparently, they forgot to make it a blog instead of an image in amino, didn't tag correctly in tumblr. I have interacted with them and they said that they didn't know they would be popular on reddit.

They go by as "Jaro" judging by all of their user names, the first 4 letters always stays the same

According to their tumblr, they are an ace and bi, gender? We don't know. Origin? They started of being a Nortial shipper, writing fanfiction on wattpad . Claims to have been in the fandom ever since November 14, 2018. Friends with an anti-CH member, but they get along well, I think. Posted something along the lines of them being a 40% masochistic, 40% sadist, and 20% normal, before deleting it.

So far, a neutral person, doesn't love CH, but also doesn't hate it. There's a weird small tiny rumor on them having a crush on someone in the fandom (?).
A person from amino or reddit: Jaroski (CH artist) seems talented!
Jaroski: no I'm not.

A person from any social media: who's Jaroski?
Jaroski (CH artist) by Lunadis December 13, 2020
Who's this? Jaroski, the underrated countryhumans artist. No information is known that much about them other than the fact that they have too many social medias, as some might say. Why underrated? Apparently, they forgot to make it a blog instead of an image in amino, didn't tag correctly in tumblr. I have interacted with them and they said that they didn't know they would be popular on reddit.

They go by as "Jaro" judging by all of their user names, the first 4 letters always stays the same

According to their tumblr, they are an ace and bi, gender? We don't know. Origin? They started of being a Nortial shipper, writing fanfiction on wattpad . Claims to have been in the fandom ever since November 14, 2018. Friends with an anti-CH member, but they get along well, I think. Posted something along the lines of them being a 40% masochistic, 40% sadist, and 20% normal, before deleting it.

So far, a neutral person, doesn't love CH, but also doesn't hate it. There's a weird small tiny rumor on them having a crush on someone in the fandom (?).

We have recently found out that British and French accents are their weakness.
Someone: Jaroski seems talented!

Jaroski: no I'm not.

Also someone: who's Jaroski?
Jaroski by Lunadis December 13, 2020
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