broke college kid who does stuff & thangs
Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69
“Junior Grimes defined”
Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69
“Junior Grimes defined”
Junior Grimes is a broke British kid who does dangerous things on the regular with willybone (mort) and poshwitz (the chicken) because he’s a freedom fighter but cares most for his workouts
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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?
Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎
*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!
Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!
Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!
Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*
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Poshwitz: bok bok!
Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices
Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*
Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating
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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*
Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—
Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
*runs away*
Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him
*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*
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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?
Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎
*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!
Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!
Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!
Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*
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Poshwitz: bok bok!
Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?
Poshwitz: bok?
Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices
Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*
Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating
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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*
Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—
Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
*runs away*
Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him
*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*
by Pilfer plunger September 23, 2021
- a cringey blonde tik toker who thinks just because he’s unique and unusual that he’s the greatest thing to ever happen to america, he’s literally the most infamous Individual out there that enjoys chaos and doesn’t reaLize that the only reason he’s gotten away with his crimes is because most people don’t give a damn to notice.
Gets by on his good looks and charm, and though every woman wants him badly he’s like a drug; he may seem like euphoria but he’ll destroy you from the inside.
Junior grimes goes under his name “J grimes” and likes these things; woman, money, gyme, music and snout.....
Whomever befriends junior, beware the son of sin as getting close to him comes with a price.
“Junior Grimes” for ya
Gets by on his good looks and charm, and though every woman wants him badly he’s like a drug; he may seem like euphoria but he’ll destroy you from the inside.
Junior grimes goes under his name “J grimes” and likes these things; woman, money, gyme, music and snout.....
Whomever befriends junior, beware the son of sin as getting close to him comes with a price.
“Junior Grimes” for ya
Girl 1: ugh I so need a boyfriend
Girl 2: so you should take up daltons offer and date him , sis
Girl 1: ew noo
*junior grimes shows up*
Girl 1: omg put a baby in me *nearly faints*
Junior Grimes: every single time ;)
Girl 2&3: *wets panties*
“Junior Grimes” defined
Girl 2: so you should take up daltons offer and date him , sis
Girl 1: ew noo
*junior grimes shows up*
Girl 1: omg put a baby in me *nearly faints*
Junior Grimes: every single time ;)
Girl 2&3: *wets panties*
“Junior Grimes” defined
by Miss chaos queen July 10, 2021
A sexy tik toker and youtuber perhaps best known for being the youngest male stripper ever. Originated from birkenhead, UK
Junior Grimes is notorious for being offensive and going over the line when it comes to disrespecting others and causing chaos. he’s an actor, rapper, super athlete and a prankster at times. but mostly he’s cringe.
has a little girl (the beak) and mort (willybone) whom often accompany junior on his adventures and missions. Junior considers himself the greatest thing ever when in reality he’s just a 12 yr old trapped in an adult body.
Junior grimes makes YouTube videos and usually does whatever the hell he pleases to since one day he’ll wanna be a chef then the next he’ll go skydiving, it always changes but that’s the charm of grimes, he’s the Jack of all trades.
Aka “J. Grimes” because he makes music too
Junior Grimes is notorious for being offensive and going over the line when it comes to disrespecting others and causing chaos. he’s an actor, rapper, super athlete and a prankster at times. but mostly he’s cringe.
has a little girl (the beak) and mort (willybone) whom often accompany junior on his adventures and missions. Junior considers himself the greatest thing ever when in reality he’s just a 12 yr old trapped in an adult body.
Junior grimes makes YouTube videos and usually does whatever the hell he pleases to since one day he’ll wanna be a chef then the next he’ll go skydiving, it always changes but that’s the charm of grimes, he’s the Jack of all trades.
Aka “J. Grimes” because he makes music too
Wait why the hell does it say he’s Australian??! Junior Grimes is british! Duh !
“Junior grimes is an infamous youtuber “
“Junior grimes is an infamous youtuber “
by Hollow Victory July 14, 2021
Kid that does everything
Example: to DO something by yourself without anyone’s help
the mysterious boy who’s always shifting and becoming whatever he pleases to, there is no “just one” version. junior does stuff & thangs
Junior grimes, the ultimate anti society kid who lives for himself as he’s got nothing to lose, gives zero fucks to what anyone thinks and can handle anything. though chaotic and malevolent, he’s honorable and gives true advice to those that seek it can be good meaning occasionally since he’s a bit innocent despite his dark nature.
forever considered the most interesting boy for all the wrong reasons. The first and last of his kind, TLDR; a kid that does everything and just enjoys living
Example: to DO something by yourself without anyone’s help
the mysterious boy who’s always shifting and becoming whatever he pleases to, there is no “just one” version. junior does stuff & thangs
Junior grimes, the ultimate anti society kid who lives for himself as he’s got nothing to lose, gives zero fucks to what anyone thinks and can handle anything. though chaotic and malevolent, he’s honorable and gives true advice to those that seek it can be good meaning occasionally since he’s a bit innocent despite his dark nature.
forever considered the most interesting boy for all the wrong reasons. The first and last of his kind, TLDR; a kid that does everything and just enjoys living
if juniors life were a movie it’d be called “pursuit of pleasure” and the sequel “master of deception”
junior Grimes Is the single most interesting person ever to exist and that’s not a good thing.
person 1: if we’re going to move everyone to Mars we must leave someone behind
Person 2: hmm
Person 1: it’s gotta be somebody
Person 2: wait, I know just the guy
**junior Grimes inherits the earth for himself as the apocalypse occurs !**
Junior Grimes: whoo, bout time you guys got here, now it’s a party!
end of world occurring*
World leaders: this day cannot get any worse
Junior: allow me to introduce myself
World leaders: oh shit……
junior Grimes Is the single most interesting person ever to exist and that’s not a good thing.
person 1: if we’re going to move everyone to Mars we must leave someone behind
Person 2: hmm
Person 1: it’s gotta be somebody
Person 2: wait, I know just the guy
**junior Grimes inherits the earth for himself as the apocalypse occurs !**
Junior Grimes: whoo, bout time you guys got here, now it’s a party!
end of world occurring*
World leaders: this day cannot get any worse
Junior: allow me to introduce myself
World leaders: oh shit……
by Jellyfishgangsta January 01, 2022
Guy 1: dude I just wrote a rap song
Guy 2: yea but your bars are shit don’t publish it
Guy 1: oh yea I don’t wanna be a junior grimes
Guy 2: yea but your bars are shit don’t publish it
Guy 1: oh yea I don’t wanna be a junior grimes
by Sniper in a diaper May 08, 2021
Youtuber and internet enigma. British-australian rapper who also used to be a male stripper.
Junior Grimes is quite hard to categorize since he is literally the jack of all trades but one things for certain: his music is garbage and he’s quite the arrogant sociopath and I don’t say this lightly.
If anyone you know has crazy hair and muscles and looks like if a school shooter became a rapper then you’ve got yourself a junior grimes.
Junior Grimes (see “J grimes) is textbook definition for a fuckboii, many people know him. Many men want to be him yet most want to punch him in the face because he’s a douchebag.
Junior grimes is infamous for being the number #1 bad influence on ANYTHING......he’s bad news anytime someone becomes involved with him
junior makes comic books, writes music, plays guitar and piano, writes books and makes videos.
Junior Grimes is quite hard to categorize since he is literally the jack of all trades but one things for certain: his music is garbage and he’s quite the arrogant sociopath and I don’t say this lightly.
If anyone you know has crazy hair and muscles and looks like if a school shooter became a rapper then you’ve got yourself a junior grimes.
Junior Grimes (see “J grimes) is textbook definition for a fuckboii, many people know him. Many men want to be him yet most want to punch him in the face because he’s a douchebag.
Junior grimes is infamous for being the number #1 bad influence on ANYTHING......he’s bad news anytime someone becomes involved with him
junior makes comic books, writes music, plays guitar and piano, writes books and makes videos.
Girl: *minding her own business*
Guy: hey wanna go out ?
Girl 1: eww no get away from me!
Guy: I have the same traits as junior grimes
Girl 1: omg get me pregnant!
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Judge: I sentence you to the electric chair unless you can provide a valid excuse for your horrendous crimes
Defendant: junior grimes made me do it!
Judge: okay your free to go!
Defendant: yay!
Judge: yay?
Defendant: i mean thanks?
Guy: hey wanna go out ?
Girl 1: eww no get away from me!
Guy: I have the same traits as junior grimes
Girl 1: omg get me pregnant!
___________________
Judge: I sentence you to the electric chair unless you can provide a valid excuse for your horrendous crimes
Defendant: junior grimes made me do it!
Judge: okay your free to go!
Defendant: yay!
Judge: yay?
Defendant: i mean thanks?
by Redditors are cancer June 17, 2021
no doubt lives up to the name. A dirty child. A true edgelord and loner type of artist who doesn’t realize that he’s more popular than he himself notices.
Youtuber/tik toker/rapper and writer, junior pretty much does whatever he wants whenever he wants, he’s the ultimate rebel yet possibly trangender.
Junior Grimes = filthy kid
cares only for money, gettin girls and working out which is why he’s called the “massmaker”
Youtuber/tik toker/rapper and writer, junior pretty much does whatever he wants whenever he wants, he’s the ultimate rebel yet possibly trangender.
Junior Grimes = filthy kid
cares only for money, gettin girls and working out which is why he’s called the “massmaker”
Person 1: hey do you know junior grimes?
Person 2: oh that Internet douchebag?
Person 1: what ? No, he’s not a douche! Shut up hater
Person 2: I found the Junior Stan
*Junior Grimes* “defined”
Person 2: oh that Internet douchebag?
Person 1: what ? No, he’s not a douche! Shut up hater
Person 2: I found the Junior Stan
*Junior Grimes* “defined”
by Pseudonvm July 04, 2021