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Youtuber and internet enigma. British-australian rapper who also used to be a male stripper.
Junior Grimes is quite hard to categorize since he is literally the jack of all trades but one things for certain: his music is garbage and he’s quite the arrogant sociopath and I don’t say this lightly.

If anyone you know has crazy hair and muscles and looks like if a school shooter became a rapper then you’ve got yourself a junior grimes.

Junior Grimes (see “J grimes) is textbook definition for a fuckboii, many people know him. Many men want to be him yet most want to punch him in the face because he’s a douchebag.

Junior grimes is infamous for being the number #1 bad influence on ANYTHING......he’s bad news anytime someone becomes involved with him

junior makes comic books, writes music, plays guitar and piano, writes books and makes videos.
Girl: *minding her own business*

Guy: hey wanna go out ?

Girl 1: eww no get away from me!

Guy: I have the same traits as junior grimes

Girl 1: omg get me pregnant!

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Judge: I sentence you to the electric chair unless you can provide a valid excuse for your horrendous crimes

Defendant: junior grimes made me do it!

Judge: okay your free to go!

Defendant: yay!

Judge: yay?

Defendant: i mean thanks?
by Redditors are cancer June 17, 2021
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AN INCREDIBLE READ! Definitely recommended

A graphic novel based on junior grimes; an arrogant celebrity who becomes the the real life batman as he embarks on a mission to avenge the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police force.

The story is set in real life which makes its more exciting rather than just another pointless batman reboot/fanfic....

It’s essentially a character piece with neo noir inspirations tied to it and focuses on the darkness of this protagonist who is mentally ill and becomes this heroic figure by mistake as he uses the batman outfit as an excuse to relieve his power and rage.

Because In the age of endless reboots and sequels, this comic becomes necessary to captivate the audience to what seems like DCs answer to spiderman into the spiderverse, mind you not the part about alternate batmen but a story that celebrates what it means to be Batman and a boy who looks up to his hero.

The batman jr grimes (2019) is possibly the most original take on a fictional character EVER which is why comic fans and general audiences alike can enjoy this compelling crime thriller that just so happens to include Batman in it.

the batman jr grimes is like godfather meets kick ass meets spiderverse meets well, whatever it equals this masterpiece of a batman story
The batman jr grimes is the answer to what fans ask for a violent batfleck story” - comicbookfans.com

“ The most exciting Batman related entry so far...takes everything you know of Batman and brings a level of originality unmatched by current iterations of the character, instead of a reboot we get a significant story on the meaning of what it means to be batman. The batman jr grimes TRULY IS SPECTACULAR” - DCfandom.com

God: name the greatest comic book of all time

Person: the batman jr grimes

God: attaboy
by Redditors are cancer June 17, 2021
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