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JTumm

A girl who, in college, studies far too much when all her friends want to do is play halo.
"Nancy was being a real JTumm last night"
"Ya i know. Shes definately not invited to taco night anymore"
by biologysucks. September 14, 2009
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jummai

Jummai is a very beautiful girl, with the shiniest and prettiest brown eyes. She has a warm heart and is overly caring. She light up the room with her presence and goofiness and humor. She can be the kindest person you have ever meet, she’s very loving and the best person for a shoulder to cry on. Even when she’s going through it she always ensures that people she loves are okay. She will put her loved ones first and her friends second. She’s honest, loyal and very beautiful to top it all.
Jummai is an amazing friend.

Jummai is so hilarious she makes my stomach hurt from laughing too much.
by Hyuassan January 31, 2020
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jummet

a girl who sleeps with any guy who passes by her more than twice in the same day...and who also does it cheap too...for a pound of rice or an ice cream conewest indian term.
look at that jummet.....she slept with jowen for a roll of tissue paper,but he took it back to wipe his ass
by yhan'tze August 30, 2006
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Jummah

Jummah AKA FRIDAY is a person you'll regret messing with. He is famous for his lines and insults. He is just FRIDAY.
He is not a monster, cartoon, or roaster. He just speaks humor and sarcasm all the time. Some people theorize that he is indeed an AI and runs on batteries since he sometimes is awake very late. He is a brogrammer as well.

Getting on FRIDAY's wrong isn't a wise idea either. He will either completely roast you as FRIDAY, or he will transform into SATURDAY and go full kamikaze on you. That's what happened when he was fighting the Trojan roach in OxTheLade's lounge on bottled, which resulted in FRIDAY (SATURDAY), OxTheLade and the Trojan roach getting banned from Ox's own lounge on Bottled (The Triple Execution). He is a part of pest control along with Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.

FRIDAY is also famous for his baataks thanks to Prahulala. Meowchikni wanted to cut him into pieces and put him in a grinder. He has tons of content of people too and claims to have seen Habibi's ass, but she denies his claims.

One of his few weaknesses is his didi. She once called him a vegetable and said "I love you babyyyy", which instantly became a meme among people.

Other than that, FRIDAY is abnormally high on music. You can spot him outside with his walkman if you're lucky. He finds happiness in the little things and loves to cheer people up. Physics and maths run through his veins, so he will gladly help you out with science assignments (Ask dAmbNA).
Example 1
Trojan roach: You lil bich

Jummah (FRIDAY): You'll regret coming out of your mom's ass.

Trojan roach: stfu bich, i fucked ur mom last night
FRIDAY: She was disappointed. Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
(Trojan roach gets banned)
FRIDAY: Told you, you would regret it. ☕

Example 2
fr34k: Yo, meowchikni wanted mentos, but used naphthalene balls instead. She then put cinnamon powder instead of coffee to make her coffee.

FRIDAY: HUHAHAAUHAHAUAHHAAHUAHAUAHA (Hysterical laughter)

Example 3
Habibi: why are you so mean :((
FRIDAY: I'm just FRIDAY. And that ass of yours is humongous.

Habibi: shatab

Example 4
Ox: Gaand mein lassan 😌
FRIDAY: Huhauahuahauhuaha, oh god, Ox you're breaking me.

Some famous lines:
"Why are you screaming, woman?"
"Shut Up Red Bitch."
"My line."
"My eyes."
"I'm just FRIDAY. 😌"
"Who let this dickless guy in?"
"You'll regret it"
"Told you, you would regret it"
"I'm going to find a gun, and shoot myself."

"Why is my face being used left, right and center all the time?"
"Meow meow motherfucker."
"Canada is on his hattrick."
"YOU DDMF."
by Lehen Ke Boudi December 4, 2022
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jumm

Used as a more exciting word than,"I agree," or "I second that." Shout it out, and people will look and understand exactly what you are saying.
Do we all agree on this?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Jumm!

Let's go to Dragon Land!
by garryhyuga September 13, 2010
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jummoistey

Just another insult, like calling someone stupid; dumb.
That bitch looks real jummoistey.
by someone’s bitch September 23, 2020
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Jumming

"He was jumming."
by JimmyGooday September 23, 2020
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