jotd

short for "jerk off, then decide."
for better or worse, the solution for pretty much anything.

cornelius: "dude, bertha's away this weekend and shaniqua is calling me and wants to come over tonight. wtf do i do?"
horatio: "JOTD"

by spacemoose April 13, 2008

JOTD

An initialism which stands for "Joke of the day"

You're so skinny you have to run AROUND in the shower to get wet!!! JOTD?

by Julian Meteor September 9, 2010

JOTD

Jock on today

I’m heading to the gym with a JOTD. Who wants a sniff?

by Boythumb August 25, 2021

JOTD

Just One of Those Days

He was sausing everyone today because he felt like it and it was JOTD

by milesinumbra July 24, 2016

JOTDD

1.Jumping on the dirty dog
2.Jesus outwardly taught dedicated disciples

"Oh yeah JOTDD!"

by Kaleo December 4, 2013

jotdeep

A Jotdeep is a type of awkward alien that cannot swim or engage in social interactions.

They can be found lurking alone in dark corners, reminiscent of their ancestor, the snake.

Stop being such a Jotdeep and get over yourself

by tbone153738 September 20, 2022