Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Joan Rivers 

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

Joan Rivers by dj mbm March 14, 2009

Joan Rivers 

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

Joan Rivers by RP December 31, 2004

Joan Rivers 

1)Human Cayborg Relations, model wh-0r.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.

What the hell is that noise? It sounds as if I hear four horses in the east!
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!

It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.

Joan Rivers by King of the Idiots the Second February 14, 2004

joan rivers 

A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.

Dude 1: "She judges everyone!". Dude 2: "Well what did you expect, she's a total Joan Rivers".

joan rivers by LoonyLana March 18, 2013

Joan Rivers 

During Missionary style sex you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.

I was into it, I gave her a "Joan Rivers." I mean...can we talk?

Joan Rivers by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

JOAN RIVERS 

The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see

( in a group of friends)

Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "

Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "

Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"

JOAN RIVERS by PUKEBLOOD October 2, 2007