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a creature of such such ferocious an appetite, that it often devours cities whole. Should you ever encounter a JHPA, your chances of survival are nil. Simply curl into a ball to lessen the pain of the JHPA's 5 stomachs.

The full, expanded acronym is an unutterable series of words.
Dude my house just got eaten by a baby JHPA.
by jkoo14 March 04, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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