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JAUQARIOUS 

Let me start off with this. This dude got one of the biggest cocks of all time. He is helpful, kind, nice, and loves having fun. He will never leave you and is funny. He will make you cheer up in an instant ladies.😍🥰😍🙃😘
Jauqarious is dat Ni**a!🤩
JAUQARIOUS by LDS ON TOP May 13, 2019
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jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd 

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

Jaquavious 

He is loyal he is good in the bed he have a 7 inch and he can eat on both sides.
Hi jaquavious
Jaquavious by 25 gang April 15, 2019

Jacarious 

A very nice tall man who gets all the girls and very know he is funny he very handsome and he is a super freak whom all the females want one night with.
Jacarious is with his side girl Sarah
Jacarious by Kole myers April 10, 2018

Jaqavious 

Jaqavious is a legend, he gets so much ass, he eats good on both sides of the bed and he can control is nut
Jaqavious is also another word for “God” so therefore he is a legend
Jaqavious by SugmaBalls69420 October 30, 2019

jaquarius 

This will always be the name of the most athletic black kid in ur class
"You see that athletic black guy his name is probably Jaquarius."
jaquarius by KevinEagle564 November 14, 2016
The level of awsomeness that is achieved when pirates wage war with vikings in the void of space
The film Hard Ticket to Hawaii is Jalarious. Bill and Jake have a Jalarious bromance.
Jalarious by BR, JDL April 6, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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