JAQMP

JAQMP is an acronym for "Just another quality Microsoft product"

Most commonly used ironically when one of Microsofts products has a problem.
e.g. You keep getting replication errors on your Windows Domain Controllers and the Mac guy responds JAQMP

JAQMP by Talon of a Silver Hawk August 15, 2022

jampaloon 

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

jampaloon by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

Jaqmdor

Pronounced: Noun or adjective /ˈjakˌm-dōr/
Phonetic: Jack-m-door

Synonyms: Bragging-Jackass

1. A person defining their notoriety by outlandish claims of popularity or social connections of which cannot conform to location or stature.

2. A person or entity of unprecedented overbearing pride evidenced by an unwarranted superior manner toward inferiors.

3. A comment made of which is inherently inexplicable and cannot be maintained by citation, plausibility or docility yet should be classed as fact.

"Just been mistaken for Angelina Jolie",

"I made 11 million pounds by driving a car through a flaming pit of melting killer whales."

- A jaqmdor

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"This one time, I was walking down a Miami beach with Peter Aundre and Liz Hurley came running up us with one of my ex's Micheal Jackson."

"I'm much better than you are because I'm richer than you"

- Person stating such a comment is a jaqmdor

Jaqmdor by VoidusBrainus August 25, 2011

jampost 

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...

girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!

jampost by Rolee January 2, 2017

Jamphat

A white trash loser who frequents offtopic.com. He is a very white male who pretends he is black. He has been known to have sex with other ot user befriending

Wow that guy was so jamphat. he was wearing gold chains and everything.

Jamphat by Jimbob2020vision May 19, 2009

Jampaloon 

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food

Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets

Jampaloon by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020

Jampt 

(verb)

to obliterate, destroy, or annihilate;

to wreck or ruin;

to outplay, beat, or defeat;

to have sex with;

Jamption | Jamptastic | Jampting

The ecosystem in the Gulf of Mexico was jampt by BP.

The Giants jampt the Patriots perfect season.

Matt jampt Chris in a game of chess.

Jason jampt Allie last night.

Jampt by Kirbiliscious November 24, 2010