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A place located on the Cardinal Wiseman premises in London. The architects goal was to recreate the house in the hit game "Granny". There is a replica model walking around which has been programmed to yell at sixth formers often and is regarded as bipolar. She goes on extreme mood swings, one day she could be delivering food to Ethiopia and the next smash up asbestos tiles in a children's ward. The printer is equally as cursed and likes to choke audibly when printing for more than 10 seconds, It is so weak and brittle that it broke when a fearful sixth former tried to print an A3 piece of paper. The granny's AI broke and she went on a mad fury trying to find the culprit, she tried to scream at the technicians but they turned to stone because she looks like medusa. This place causes early male pattern baldness from the stress and anyone fortunate enough to have frees have a significantly lower risk of having cardiac arrest.
The only safezone is in the back corner where the cubicles are higher than the granny so she cannot really see or hear anything there but it can only accommodate like 12 people so many are left in the harsh conditions of the tables or the other computers.
"Jake why did you shit yourself in class today?!"
"Ah Miss wanted me to go to J104 to get a student"
"Oh damn fair enough I would have made the same excuse"
J104 by Lester_Crest February 1, 2022
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