J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

J. Edgar Hoover

Head of the FBI before, during and after the Kennedy administration.

ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND:
J. Edgar Hoover and the Kennedys disliked each other. The Kennedy family distributed liquor during Prohibition, and recieved many Mafia campaign contributions. They were embarrassed by each others sex lives. JFK had Marilyn Monroe, and Hoover would get drunk at Government parties and offer to give men blowjobs.

by Lichmea Moore July 7, 2006

J. Edgar Hoover

A famous head of the FBI who flagrantly abused his power and overlooked various shit the US of A did to fuck over certain groups in the USA. It was also rumored that he was a homosexual or a cross-dresser or both.

"J. Edgar Hoover (stinkin sucker)
and he couldve proved to you
he had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended"
-Public Enemy

by Dr. Ron Octagon, Male Prostitue June 2, 2005

J. Edgar Hoover

A sexy lady.

J. Edgar Hoover, was a sexy lady. J. Edgar Hoover. Sexy lady.

by rubow August 9, 2009

J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !

Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !

by Your lovebug November 23, 2021

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020