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J money means to lie or to cap
Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money
J money by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022
A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
J money by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
One of east coast's biggest hard ass's and street fighter. He is a YouTube star known for an extremely pissy attitude and horrible fighting skills. Along his path of greatness he has taken down many legends including: Hoagie Fucker, Pubeless Porta, and countless others. He is becoming increasingly popular with his film career within Temptation Productions. Himself, along with the help of those working with Temptation Productions, have created an internet sensation of beatdowns, spoofs, and hilarious video and film. He is also co-owner of Gay Money Records, along with his twin brother, Gay Moula, and an up and coming rap star. He has been referred to by others as "The Worst Rapper Alive".
Steve: Have you seen the latest J-MONEYBEATDOWN on YouTube?

Logan: Yea, J-Money's videos are the best thing I have ever seen in my life!
J-Money by TProds July 9, 2010
A slang term for a name starting with J. Most likely a white suburban or hockey boy of sorts that acts hard and gangsta
Check out J-Money, rockin the burberry shit and fresh kicks
J-Money by NYCBALLA21 March 15, 2009
an over eccentric individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably sweet in every way possible.
"omg, that was so j-money!"
"hey j-money way to keep it real"
j-money by fernado July 16, 2006
An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.
J-Money by BungusBorp February 12, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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