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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Mostly shy and stubborn, she's smart with a stunning body. She have the nicest ass any guy will see. She's there when you need her, and she always makes you smile.
Ivani is anything you ask for.
ivani by Mivvii January 14, 2018
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Ivania is someone that will bring a smile to your face. She may sometimes not be paying attention to you but in the end she cares. She is pretty and lovely. She has a great personality, will make you laugh, and you will wanna be with her all day. You will love her forever and if she ever goes away you will be torn apart.
I Love Ivania!

Ivania is so cool!
Ivania by justdoinme February 28, 2011
In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick
Ivanism by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010
Ivania is someone who is very nice and really loving. She cares a lot about the people around her. She’s super nice. She is also a really sensitive girl. You have to hold onto Ivania because she will always have your back no matter what. If you ever let go of her, you’ll regret it. Ivania’s are the most sweetest and kindest. She’s also flawless.
I love Ivania!
Ivania’s so cute!
Ivania by tygerbeat27 May 28, 2018
The nickname given to Intel Itanium processors.
The Itanic is one of the biggest flops in the PC Industry, Second only to IBM's "Deathstars"
Itanic by Deskstar December 9, 2008
Ivania is a very confident, kind, confusing girl. She is very nice and will do anything for her friends, even if they hurt her. She’s very loyal although sometimes she might be distant, she truly cares about you. She’s sometimes confusing with her body language and emotions but you’ll get along with it. She’s sometimes hard to deal with, but trust me it’s worth it!
Ivania is so cool!
I know right!!!!
Ivania by ArtBearTown May 17, 2018
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