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Its Hash 

Its Hash, a man in his 30s has always struggled to make something of his life. He spends most of his days in the virtual world of Runescape, and rarely leaves his moms basement. He's never held a job and relies solely on his meager savings from his disability cheque. Despite the lack of social life, Its Hash found solace in Runescape. However, even in the virtual world, he faces torment from bullies who mocked him for his acne and his weight problems. After his mom passed away, It's Hash was left with no one. As hard as he tries, no one wants to be near such a huge massed individual.

Things took a turn for the worse when Its Hash received a letter from the Italian Immigration Office informing him that they were considering deporting him. Apparently, they were concerned about how much he ate and how much of a burden he was on the Italian welfare system. Its Hash was devastated, and currently has a go fund me account due to being wheelchair bound. Though the Runescape community worry for him, his laziness and obsession with Runescape will be the further downfall to an already unsuccessful life.
I'm going to achieve nothing in life outside of runescape = Its Hash
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