A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German
OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.
by Leslie the 'inlove' July 17, 2008
A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.
by Tinafay April 27, 2013
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
by an irish guy September 13, 2004
by Paul DeVito III July 12, 2004
An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of Italian descent have got very big penises.
Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!
by Leo_rex June 09, 2007
The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
by Leo_rex June 05, 2007
by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008