Italian Penis 

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.

Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis

Italian Penis by Tinafay April 27, 2013

italian Penis 

definitely the king of all penises

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.

italian Penis by an irish guy September 13, 2004

italian penis 

that shit above this definition is true and all the girls kno it italians are hung like horses

I, Paul am huge! I have an italian penis. But sorry ladies I'm taken.

italian penis by Paul DeVito III July 12, 2004

italian penis 

An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of Italian descent have got very big penises.

Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!

italian penis by Leo_rex July 3, 2007

italian penis 

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

italian penis by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

Italian penis 

A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German

OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.

Italian penis by Leslie the 'inlove' August 11, 2008

italian penis 

a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.

That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.

italian penis by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008