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italian mobster guy 

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
italian mobster guy by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

Italian mobster 

Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia
Italian mobster by planeboy July 3, 2021

Mobile Italian 

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive
"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
Mobile Italian by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021