Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

Italian Restraint by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

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italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

italian restraining order by ParkRoote April 11, 2008

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