It's too early

Something you say to those people who are being loud as hell when it's early in the morning
Basically another way to say shut the fuck up

Loud freshman kid at 7:00 AM when school just started: OMG TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY! I FINALLY BOUGHT A PROM TICKET! I' M GOING TO-
Me: Kid it's too early., so shut your ass up.

by paypal2 September 20, 2019

Peaked too early

The act of overdoing it at the beginning of a multiple day music festival.

After downing a bottle of vodka before the first act, Justin had clearly peaked too early.

by Broohem August 25, 2011

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025