It'd've

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

It'd've by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022

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it'dve

A contraction of the phrase "it would have".

And I'dve gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And it'dve been easier without that fuckin' dog!

it'dve by S3phar0 August 11, 2010

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Itdve

A simple, lazy, CBA way of saying It Would Have. Often used with the following apostrophes It'd've

Mark: It'd've been nice to see that chick from work tonight.
John: Itdve been excellent to bang her.

Itdve by wmaker123 January 1, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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