Israel Bain is a
hunk with shredded calves. He gets all of the
bitches. He is known to have a dick the size of full grown horses'. His skills in bed are amazing. It is said that he once did "helicopter dick" and flew away into outer space. Imagine the perfect
man in your mind. That perfect
man looks
like him. He is
like a brown jesus. His biceps are larger than Mount Everest. He has so much swog that The Holy God himself came down and bowed before him. His
mullet has so much flow that occasionally when he flips it, it creates a tsunami destroying hundreds of villages in Eastern Asia. He once beat up Chuck Norris with only his pinky
toe. He is so great that when he dies, he will be placed in a pyramid larger than the sun. He is also hotter than the sun.
Like the sun, he turns all of the casual women into thirsty hoes. israelbain is a celebrity because he was one of the youngest people to win a noble prize. Also because he is shredded. In the movie "The Hunger Games", Jennifer Lawrence
personally request israelbain as the main male character just so she could kiss him. He denied her the went back to travel between space and time. There is a religion named after israelbain called "Bainism".