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Isotta

Despite every other in the world, she is the real best girl and woman ever.

Beautiful, smart, caring, empathic and strong like a tiger. Most of them are Italian, and that is the most precious detail of her being such an absolute certain in every human life.

When you treat her the way that she treats you, the heaven will open up its doors to you and you will be happy forever. But never, and I repeat, NEVER make an Isotta being pissed of, or you will regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
"I met Isotta"

"Wo bro what u talking about? Is like a fucking unicorn where the fuck did you find such a rare woman?!?"

"Today you look so Isotta, my dear!"
"Oh my beloved husband this is the most beautiful compliment you ever made to me, let's have sex right now"
by VanillaThunder88 November 21, 2021
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Isotta

Isotta, contrary to what people say, is not a mignotta.

She is a very loyal person, as you don't find that anymore.

She knows how to listen but has no problem speaking her mind, even if she gets into trouble for it.
She's beautiful and doesn't always realise it, and above all she's sexy as hell.
If you're a male it's unlikely that it won't have crossed your mind to hit on her.
If you know an Isotta then you have experienced the feeling of laughing too much, because Isotta gives off an infectious fun and sympathy that is impossible to resist.
Nevertheless, Isotta is also very touchy and you have to be careful not to hurt her feelings, thinking that, given her strong character, you can say everything to her in a rude way.
What can be said is that Isotta is a princess who is aware of her position but unaware of her value.
X: But who is that sexy and funny girl?

Y: That's Isotta, she's so hot!
by Delu9 November 23, 2021
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isotta

Isotta is a mignotta
by Agniiiiiiiiius February 5, 2018
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igottaknow

bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?

also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.
Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed
by Vivid March 20, 2005
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Isetta

A microcar made by Iso Autoveicoli and then produced under license by BMW in 1955-62. It had a tiny 300 cc 1 cylinder engine which made 14 PS and could take the car to 85 km/h, and it only weighed 353 kg. Its unconventional bubble shape popularized the term "bubble car" to refer to cars like it. It also had a single door placed at the front and the engine was behind the seats. In more recent times it has gained a cult following due to its funny looks and for being so radically different from anything ever seen before or since.
Guy 1: Hey, is that a BMW Isetta!?!?!?
Guy 2: Yes it is. I bought it because it is the most based car ever made.
Guy 1: I agree, it is so good it is literally God.
Guy 2: Do you want to join the Isetta Church?
Guy 1: Hell yeah.
by Untar la Manteca August 28, 2023
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igottaknow

A pedophile who has a tampon/menstrual fetish and likes to discuss them on various internet forums.

Also know for mental breakdowns.
This igottaknow obsesses over used tampons and little kids.
by FunkJax October 12, 2006
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isatta

A sweet girl that's always happy and kind .
Isatta likes to hang out with people a lot
by _isatta_ February 11, 2017
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