Ishamael

Complete and utter intolerance for stupidity.

(OOC) Ishamael: Shut the fuck up, cocksmoker.

by teh anonymous usar September 26, 2003

Ishamael

ugly stinking spammer harassing poor mmopg players with bulk.

Ishamael farts while fucking poo. this is an understatement as can be seen obviously.

by scan February 22, 2005

Ishmael

Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is Tall, smart, sexy, sporty, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. You gotta love him!

*Ishmael walks into the room*
Zoe: "Hey"
Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"

by sahdoode August 24, 2016

Ishmael

Someone who never calls their parent anymore. They are most likely from Long Island.

"I have a son! His name is Ishmael, he never calls me anymore!"

by itsquinn September 29, 2020

Ishmael

Ishmael is a sexy, cute human who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him

Wow look at that Ishmael he is so sexy

by Lily.abcdefg July 6, 2018

Ishmael

ishmael is a type of person who is a bro and will always be there for u if u seek help.He is a good friend to have because he will always make u laugh whenever someone has pissed u off. he has a very easy-going personality and is very atheltic.

omds have u seen ishmael?
(no why)
i need him to skill someone up in basketball

by SNEAKY1.COM July 7, 2018

ishmael

the most life changing novel ever written. go check it out

dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently

by sdafsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf August 23, 2009