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Ishamael 

ugly stinking spammer harassing poor mmopg players with bulk.
Ishamael farts while fucking poo. this is an understatement as can be seen obviously.
Ishamael by scan February 22, 2005
Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is Tall, smart, sexy, sporty, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. You gotta love him!
*Ishmael walks into the room*
Zoe: "Hey"
Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"
Ishmael by sahdoode August 24, 2016
Someone who never calls their parent anymore. They are most likely from Long Island.
"I have a son! His name is Ishmael, he never calls me anymore!"
Ishmael by itsquinn September 29, 2020
Ishmael is a sexy, cute human who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him
Wow look at that Ishmael he is so sexy
Ishmael by Lily.abcdefg July 6, 2018
ishmael is a type of person who is a bro and will always be there for u if u seek help.He is a good friend to have because he will always make u laugh whenever someone has pissed u off. he has a very easy-going personality and is very atheltic.
omds have u seen ishmael?
(no why)
i need him to skill someone up in basketball
Ishmael by SNEAKY1.COM July 7, 2018
the most life changing novel ever written. go check it out
dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently
ishmael by sdafsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf August 23, 2009