Irwin Jags

People from Irwin, PA between 31 minutes-1 hour and 2 minutes outside of Pittsburgh (depending on route). Irwin Jags are the drivers everyone hate go through red lights, not using a turn signal, not letting you back out of a parking space. When not involving driving Irwin Jags stare at people for no reason, they stare because you don't look like you fit in with the Irwin community. Irwin Jags are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, and/or have voted for Donald Trump. Irwin Jags also don't care about public health and safety and refuse to wear a mask and/or get vaccinated.

Example 1: Jimmy: Did you hear about the story of the one school board member at the Norwin School District in the news for the nasty comment he made about Transgender People, and Black Lives Matter?

Susan: Oh you mean Robert Wayman? Yeah he's one of those Irwin Jags.

Example 2: James: Irwin Jags thinks they're entitled to go through a red light it is like they think traffic laws don't apply to them. Did they get their Driver's License from a Cracker Jack Box?

Irwin Jags by anonymous931213 October 7, 2021

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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