Ironwoman

A fun or silly way to explain you're doing an Ironman or have done an Ironman, but with a feminine twist.

I'm doing an Ironman this weekend to become an Ironwoman!

I can't believe I completed an Ironman! I am an Ironwoman!
Glad to be a partner that is a badass Ironwoman.
My wife is a triathlete. A real Ironwoman.

by adfpoajsdpfjasopijdfoaijeoiljf September 25, 2021

Ironman Widow

a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.

Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!

by kds818 May 24, 2011

Ironmaniac

The fans of Don Bosco Prep HS in Ramsey NJ. They are very dedicated fans, and very loud. They can be a little rude in their cheers, but it ends there. They are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. The Ironmaniacs will never deface property, or a sacred statue just for a win. Their main rival is Bergen Catholic HS, Crusader Crazies, in Oradell NJ. Their fans are the worst people you'll ever meet. The Crazies even defaced a sacred statue of St. John Bosco after Bergen beat Don Bosco in a football game. The Ironmaniacs would never do such a thing.

Person 1: Ready for the game!?
Person 2: Yeah, but I'm scared about the Ironmaniacs.
Person 1: Don't be! The Ironmaniacs are the nicest fans you'll ever meet!

by TZanks 97 December 6, 2012

wackoff ironman

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.

In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

Ironman Gideon

the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"

She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.

by STLCARDS2LIFE July 6, 2011

Ironman Tequila

A variation on the traditional tequila shot involving salt, tequila and lime. To do the Ironman Tequila Shot, snort a line of salt, drink a shot of tequila, and squeeze a lime in your eye. This can be followed up by a punch in the face or a kick in the junk by one of your drinking buddys.

Hey, lets do an ironman tequila

by ballsdeep4jesus August 19, 2008

ironman triathlon

The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line

Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately

Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.

by trollolrun March 16, 2017