Definitions by STLCARDS2LIFE

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

beastlyman gideon 

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.

Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.

beastlyman gideon by stlcards2life November 12, 2011

Ironman Gideon 

the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"

She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.

Ironman Gideon by STLCARDS2LIFE July 6, 2011