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then I rolled a five and a two... 

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
i Kid named Kody that livestreams csgo, he tries to have fun while playing on pc. His twitch name is Irollem12. He says he is capped on csgo but is more trash then a silver 3. Has 1.1k followers on twitch as of december 16th 2017. Dates a girl online. tries to play other games but sucks to hard.
Irollem or Kody gets very triggered by shitty teamates.
irollem by VS2T GOLD December 20, 2017
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