Irish curse

Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.

I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.

by zimmygirl777 February 9, 2023

irish curse

The English, of course.

Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.

by ruadhagan September 21, 2005

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

Irish Curse

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

by The other Theo February 9, 2004

irish curse

All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles

All Potatoes, No Meat!

by PDuffy June 9, 2005

Irish Curse

also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol

Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

by Datamaster General February 20, 2004