Irish Wedding 

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

Irish Wedding by BimJean February 27, 2019

Irish wedding ring 

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

Irish wedding ring by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Irish wedding ring 

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

Irish wedding ring by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008