when a man is taking a girl in the ass, he spits on her back and makes it out like he's cum and so she turns round, he cums in her eye and stamps on her foot. This causes her to hop around holding her eye and foot shouting aaarrggh
by proffesor john doe August 7, 2009
Just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, dick pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. Upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. To make it Irish the guy cums on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of Lucky Charms on it so they stick.
Professor: Why wasn't Aurora in class today?
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face
by Leprechaun Hobo March 24, 2010