iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle August 29, 2007

Ipwn

To pull out an iphone, or superior phone in front of others with lesser phones.

Timmy was showing everyone his new Sidekick, when Ryan came up and Ipwned him in front of everyone.

by Ryan Levi June 16, 2008

iPwned

When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.

Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!

Guy2: you just got iPwned

by someteen June 16, 2010

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iPwn

1. For the person "i" to be victorious or have more skills than the opponent.

2. To be better than somone else in an everyday situation.

3. To own something or someone

1. iPwn you in any game from Pong to World of Warcraft.

2. I'm better than you at gutair so iPwn you!

I killed you in that freestyle iPwn you totally man.

3. Bitch get out there and make my money iPwn you!

by Jesus.G.Christ August 29, 2009

iPwned

To be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iPhone or other internet-connected device.

If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned

Chico from the Magnificent Seven was played by Horst Buchholz, not James Dean. iPwned! Bam!

by mrflip November 16, 2009

iPwned

Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."

In 2007, the legions of crackberry addicts were replaced by the iPwned...

by pblair January 09, 2007