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Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
dude....your sister requires an investment bang
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007
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Investment banger 

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
Investment banger by doctort123 August 20, 2015
Word of the Day on August 28, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026