One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.
Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me
other kid: what happened?
Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod
other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
other kid: what happened?
Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod
other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
by raptorjesus99 August 16, 2009