Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

Inverted Vagina by Zt2 April 16, 2015

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Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.

"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

Inverted Vagina by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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