Inverse Law 

The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.

Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)

Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.

4 / .6 = 6.667

You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.

Inverse Law by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage 

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021

Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away

And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021

Inverse Square Law by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021

The Inverse Bullshit Law 

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.

19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit

The Inverse Bullshit Law by Keemofam August 2, 2008

inverse wrights law 

The Inverse wrights law; for every 50% reduction in vehicle sales costs go up 15%

Acceleration of the death of vehicle OEMs due to the Inverse wrights law. For instance if their sales drop by 50% their cost to go up 15% and if their gross margin was originally 20% it would drop to 5% assuming they could not increase their pricing.

inverse wrights law by Trentism January 16, 2022

inverse specificity law 

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

inverse specificity law by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

Inverse Hookup Law 

A guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she's willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullshit. The amount of attitude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.

Jim was still at the bar at 1AM and still hadn't found anyone. It was time to apply the Inverse Hookup Law to that 6 who's been standing in the corner all night.

Inverse Hookup Law by REgualtor March 19, 2017