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Lactose intolerant intolerant

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
by Rollo168 March 14, 2014
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Bull Shit Intolerance

Being figuratively allergic to the incessant lieing of individuals that are obviously making blatant falsehoods.

In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.
Guy: I never dated that nasty whore.

Girl: -Sneezes-

Guy: You okay?

Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.
by Cowboy Lady February 12, 2010
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lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.
by xxyuli September 3, 2006
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capsaicin intolerance

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"
by yagadooga December 23, 2020
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ejactose intolerant

When spoog routinely upsets your tummy.
Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"
by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005
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Capsaicin intolerance

Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.
Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
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