Intercourse, PA 

Small town in Lancaster County PA. Home of the oldest Amish settlement in the country. It's part of the crazy town names in the area. Just down the road is Bird-in-Hand, across the field is Paradise, and over the mountain is Blue Ball.

To get to Intercourse, PA go through Bird-in-Hand, pass Blue Ball, stay on the same road, and you'll find Intercouse. Afterwards you'll go through Paradise.

Intercourse, PA by jumbojumbo August 16, 2010

Intercourse, PA 

Eggs get laid here

If you pass by Intercourse, PA you will end up in Blueball, PA.

Intercourse, PA by whatsthatsmell August 24, 2008

Parking intercourse 

The act of going in and out of the parking lot countless times, most of the time women drivers.

That woman was in the parking lot since we came! She must have had parking intercourse!

Parking intercourse by coochienigga September 7, 2010

AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY 

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??

Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010