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Insurance Girl 

A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.
Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.

Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?

Alex: Yeah, Casey.
Insurance Girl by Ninenine222 July 13, 2012
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Girl Insurance 

A social or informal practice where a group of girls collectively discuss and potentially exaggerate an event that didn't go in one girl's favor, with the aim of depreciating the other parties values and worth in hopes of making them be hated, or seen as a disturbance by others.
One evening, Isabella and her four friends convened in her living room, the atmosphere tinged with a mixture of empathy and concern. Isabella shared her emotional turmoil over the recent breakup, recounting the events leading to the dissolution of her relationship. Her friends, keenly attuned to her feelings, engaged in discussions that gradually integrated elements of 'Girl Insurance.'

Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.

Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
Girl Insurance by Folding chair August 21, 2023

Girlfriend Insurance 

The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026