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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to Melissa's trendy diets. She went from being a strict vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants.
by Leisure Class Hero May 7, 2011
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instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 30, 2011
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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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cain instinct

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.
Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."
by Absolutely.Average April 9, 2019
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Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode

Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode is the highest level of sicko mode that can currently be achieved. It is where a person ascends to the highest level of existence. This results in the sudden absolute peak of physical and intellectual prowess where a person can act purely on instinct. As such, this mode is another way of saying that they are immortal.
"Holy fucking shit!! Daniel... he's going Ultra Instinct Sicko Mode! There's no way we can possibly defeat him now!!"
by de_lta January 31, 2019
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Flight Instructor Special

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.
Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.
by Bigg Bill October 20, 2008
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Ultra Instinct Shaggy

Mear Mortals can’t understand the definition of shaggy for he is THE ultimate deity
PAGE 1058 of Shaggy’s bible: As Me and thanos sit to pray to Ultra instinct shaggy we found the meaning of life
by CLAPPED m8 February 11, 2019
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