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ingrid newkirk

the most celebrated fascist since hitler,
in her will she says "i want my skin to be made into wallets, my meat into 'newkirk nuggets', and feet into umbrella stands."

-hypocrite
-fascist
-propagandist
-self proclaimed media whore
ingrid newkirk the founder of peta likes to rankleshankle all night long with the press

"sometimes te only humane way to treat an animal is to pu it to sleep for ever"
-newkirk herself said that one
Words you can keep

Ingrid Newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist group PeTA.

Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.
PeTArd #1="I heard Ingrid Newkirks second in command uses drugs that were tested on animals. Is that true?"

PeTArd #2="That can't be true. It would shatter my already delicate psyche and make me cut myself is some sort of sick, twisted, self-loathing orgasm."

PeTArd #1="ZOMG!!! IT IZ TRU!!!11!"

PeTArd #2=*cuts self and listens to Emo in the dark...
Ingrid Newkirk by General Logic September 21, 2008

ingrid newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist support group PeTA.
Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.

By spending their tax-free contributions on defense lawyers for the likes of Rodney Coronado(leader of the known terrorist organization ALF), PeTA has distinguished itself as a support mechanism to such radical domestic terrorist groups. Naturally this expenditure is only part of their finaces. The overwhelming majority of their donations go directly to propaganda and advertising designed to cull new members and more donations.

Ingrids organization somehow enjoys tax-exempt status in spite of the overwhelming evidence supporting their shady dealings with radical groups. Openly suggesting vandalism, theft, and destruction of private property are all part and parcel for Ingrid Newkirk who is also an unashamed anti-humanist. Ingrids long list of anti-human race statements include such gems as the following:

1:"If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong? We believe all exploitation and abuse is wrong. If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong."

2:"I'd go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself...I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."

3:"PETA believes euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved."

4:"It is a totally rotten business, but sometimes the only kind option for some animals is to put them to sleep forever."

5:"We do not advocate 'right to life" for animals"

Lest it be forgotten, Ingrids own numbers support the assertion that her organization kills far mor animals than it helps, all while being condoned by Newkirk herself. Not only is she non- apologetic about her past, she openly continues killing animals at PeTA's headquarters. Out of more than 17,822 puppies, kittens, dogs and cats since 1998,14,419 of them were destroyed. In 2005 Newkirk killed 90% of the animals they took in and adopted only 6%. This is way below the national average for any shelter in America if not the world. Any short Internet search will produce reams of evidence against Ingrid and her organization.
Ingrid Newkirk rides horses with William Shatner? But he breeds horses! Isn't that a blatant hypocrisy?
Of course it is.
ingrid newkirk by General Logic September 21, 2008
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