influenca 

A large scale, brain eating social disease disseminated by television, newspapers, taxpayer funded education, non-profit foundations and intelligence agencies.

The people of the nation, stymied and stupefied under the hypnotic spell of the dictator and the prefabricated mass media apparatus, quietly succumbed to influenca.

influenca by Eric E. Britto July 2, 2007

Influenca

A viral illness causing sufferers to invest in a lavish consumerist lifestyle that they promote on social media in an attempt to win fame, recognition, and wealth.

Jeanie, who has 50 followers, caught influenca and ended getting evicted because she kept spending her rent money on designer purses for her TikTok videos.

Influenca by MinkSlaughter October 9, 2026

Influenca

Influenca Waiting

A viral illness causing sufferers to invest in a lavish consumerist lifestyle that they promote on social media in an attempt to win fame, recognition, and wealth.

Jeanie, caught influenca after getting 50 followers on TikTok, and ended getting evicted because she kept spending her rent money on designer purses for her videos.

Influenca by MinkSlaughter October 9, 2026

Bad influence 

What junior Grimes (J. Grimes) is

known for doing everything that is illegal and frowned upon. This kid has got ABSOLUTELY NO LIMITS and will do whatever he wants in the name of freedom (and himself of course) “junior the egomaniac” is pure chaotic evil, hot asf though

Makes tik toks and crazy videos

Junior is a bad influence, yet bitches find him irresistible

Just cuz he’s beautiful doesn’t make him good

Stop hanging around with old J, that boy is a bad influence

Bad influence by Babyfox November 3, 2021

Influencer 

A word instagram users use to describe themselves to make them feel famous and more important when no one really know who they are or care, usually the type of people that call themselves foodies and post pictures of their avocado and toast cause they can't really do anything else interesting, usually also post their last holiday asking someone to #takemeback

*example Instgram bio*

John Doe, Blogger, Foodie, Traveller, Influencer

Guy A: So you're an influencer eh, tell me how many peoples lives you've changed by posting a picture of your breakfast

Influencer by We_Talkin_Bout_PRACTICE August 4, 2018

influencer 

Someone with lack of intelligence and a lot of free time, followed by tons of idiots on some social network, usually instagram. "Influencers" are called so because their opinion worths something only to primates with IQ lower than room temperature, therefore those primates tend to follow influencer's actions without thinking about it.

*Kyle JennerInstgram bio*

influencer, foodie, socially useless idiot

Kyle Jenner: "sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me... ugh this is so sad."

Followers: "Ugha Ugha ugheem lets delete snapchat because kyle said so ugha ugha"

*followers delete snapcat
*followers continues to drop IQ

*followers rape neighbours

influencer by CawkReider November 20, 2018

Influencer 

Someone with no influence whatsoever.

Lisa says she is now an influencer on social media. She is the first to think of herself in that way.

Influencer by sillywilly7 February 26, 2022