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Infinity wipe 

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.
After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".
Infinity wipe by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

infinite wipe 

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
infinite wipe by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Infinite wiper 

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.
Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.
Infinite wiper by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026