Infinite wiper 

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.

Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.

Infinite wiper by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018

infinite wipe 

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

infinite wipe by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Infinity wipe 

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

Infinity wipe by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

Infiniti Wipe 

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

Infiniti Wipe by JsBerries March 7, 2015