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Indie Bitch 

A person, generally in their late teens or early twenties, who believes their music is far superior to yours, not due to musical quality, but simply due to the fact that their music is obscure and no one else cares about it. Usually, their music is shitty, and they will force you to listen to it. If you tell them their music is shitty, they will get really angry at you, feign a look of indignation, and just call you an idiot. They also like coffee, simply because they think it makes them sophisticated.
(Normal person is in car with Indie Bitch)

Normal Person: Hey, can we turn off this cd and switch it to the radio? I'm not really into the Himalayan monk chant combined with a two man band that plays didgeridoos, harpsichords, and the honky tonk.

Indie Bitch: Eww, of course not! That music is so terrible. It's all just corporate garbage and it all sounds the same. Try to have some creativity, dumb ass! (Drinks caramel macchiato)
Indie Bitch by Das Whack August 16, 2008
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Indie bitch 

The opposite of an indie fag, A very very hot woman who is into music not alot of people have heard of
Damn nigga, Did you see that fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee indie bitch?
Indie bitch by indiebitchluvr October 7, 2008

indiebitch 

One of those indie chicks who acts all supreme and crap, she has a bandlist on her myspace that's miles long, most of the bands she hasn't even listened fully to, and she claims that you cannot like a band if she likes it, because she is more indie than you.
indiebitch: i've liked the shins sound before garden state came out. you don't even understand their music like i do because i'm so much more indie than you.

me: get over yourself.
indiebitch by Michelle^^ July 24, 2006

indiebitch 

A person who only listens to the first three tracks of an album they read about on Pitchfork, and then pretend like they know everything about the band.
Alex: Listen to Cut Copy's album! It's awesome
Mark: I know, I like track 8.
Alex: Oh I've never heard that one.
Mark: ...
Mark: Fucking indiebitch.
indiebitch by Alex Le November 5, 2005
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026