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Indian dick

Scientifically proven that Indian dick is the smallest anywhere on the planet, so small that it made headlines in a BBC article: 'condoms too big for Indian men'. Google it.

Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.

The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.
Lady at DMV: Sorry, sir, you are not eligible for the disability placard.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.

Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!
Indian dick by AngloWarrior June 26, 2012

indian dick giver 

When having a three-some, the first female receives the cock and then gives it to the other female. She then realizes how good it was and takes it back from her.
Damn I had a crazy threesome last night. I started fucking this one bitch and then she passed my cock to another ho, but the bitch, being the indian dick giver that she is, pulled the dick out the ho's snatch and put it back in her's.

Indian dick Boner fuck ass 

A Indian with a crusty dick and a saggy ass that has bugs crawling inside
Rajeev is such a Indian dick Boner fuck ass.

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub 

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Indian rope dick 

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.
Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.
Indian rope dick by bkking33 August 2, 2019

That Indian Street Dick 

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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