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incrustuation 

A combination of a crush, infatuation, and lust. This occurs when you feel like you could fall in love with a person you randomly meet and are only in their presence for a very short period of time. This commonly occurs when you least expect it, generally in an obscure setting. While these feelings are accomponied by intense sexual desire, a sense of deeper connection is prevelant.
While I was on vacation with my family, I met a waitress at a run-down seafood restaurant. She had brown hair, tan skin, pink finger-nail polish (which I generally don't care for but this was an exception), and a smokin' hot southern Belle accent. I definitely had an incrustuation on this girl of my dreams.
Derived from the French “incruste” whereby one joins into a group or discussion uninvited.
- Did you see how Sally incrusted herself in their conversation?
- Classic Sally
incrust by StreetSlayer November 18, 2017

Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon 

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.
Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”
Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021
1. interjection - a term of intense dismay coupled with drug-induced confusion.
2. interjection - conveying vivid emotion while being drunk, stoned, rolling, blazin', or huffing gas fumes.
Fuck Balls! I can't believe we just drank the entire bottle and set that cat on fire, infructus!

I was gettin my swerve on with this hot spanish chica and busted out probably the biggest, hardest skeet i ever skat, infructus!
Infructus by Woolly October 4, 2004
adj. Something that is beyond being fucked up or out of synch with the way things should be.
(1)Woolly using my word to gain fame on urban dictionary.com is completely infructus.
(2)"i cant believe he puked on my dog, that is some infructus shit
(3)McDonalds is an example of the infructus companies that are ruining the world.
Infructus by Christie January 4, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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