Incorriceivible

adj. Unfathomably unlucky.

From "inconceivable" and "incorrect".

Derivitives:
Incorriceivibly (adv.)
Incorriceivibility (n.)

Person 1: "I was walking along and saw a hundred dollar bill on the ground, but right as I was leaning over to pick it up, lightning struck the hundred dollar bill and burnt it to a crisp!"

Person 2: "Oh my god, that's just incorriceivible!"

by codeguy82 December 30, 2016