Incongestion

When you get drunk and have heartburn and can’t breathe .

Damnit .. I think I’ve had too many beers and my chest hurts and I can’t breathe. I’ must have incongestion.

Incongestion by Dammit Margo January 21, 2018

Inconvection 

An inconvenient erection.

Student 1: The bell rang, why are you still sitting there?
Student 2: Inconvection.

Inconvection by IDKaboutAnything March 22, 2013

Inconception 

When a baby gets pregnant while still inside the womb. A baby within a baby,

Man after last night with my wife I’m afraid we might have a case of inconception on our hands.

Inconception by Marty McPeekski June 15, 2018

inconception 

The process of conveiving a child, but that child at the same time conceived a child inside of the child

Doctor: It appears that the mother has inconception
Father: Is this doublay child support?

Doctor: I’m afraid so

inconception by macisyourgod June 12, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008