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Inconvection 

An inconvenient erection.
Student 1: The bell rang, why are you still sitting there?
Student 2: Inconvection.
Inconvection by IDKaboutAnything March 22, 2013
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Inconverection 

The inconvenient event of getting an erection in the worst of times.
Mom, this is the biggest boner I've had in a month, when is church going to be over so I don't have to worry about my inconverection?
Inconverection by Leonardo 3 November 3, 2010

Incorrection

An attempt at correcting something already correct and making it incorrect
Jim: you spelled the word "Gigantic" wrong it should be "Jigantic"
Joe: no, you just made an incorrection
Incorrection by John Doe 56 June 11, 2006

Incorrection

When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.
George: I like this champagne.

Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France.

George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.
Incorrection by Gonzo Writer April 18, 2017

incorrection

when someone corrects you, only to find that they themselves were wrong
Bill made an incorrection on my blog. He thought I spelled Hugh Hepfer wrong, but Terry corrected him yesterday.
incorrection by Chasen Washington August 22, 2008

Inconception 

When a baby gets pregnant while still inside the womb. A baby within a baby,
Man after last night with my wife I’m afraid we might have a case of inconception on our hands.
Inconception by Marty McPeekski June 15, 2018

Incongestion

When you get drunk and have heartburn and can’t breathe .
Damnit .. I think I’ve had too many beers and my chest hurts and I can’t breathe. I’ must have incongestion.
Incongestion by Dammit Margo January 21, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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