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Inanimaphobia 

Fear that inanimate objects are out to get you, or silently judging you behind your back. Objects can vary between furniture, appliances, tools, hand held inanimate objects, and sometimes fir worse cases doors, door knobs, windows, lights, floors, and walls.

Symptoms ( if you experience or a friend of yours is experiencing these symptoms they or you might have Inanimaphobia)
-eyeing inanimate objects
-checking over your shoulder to check inanimate objects
-making sure an inanimate object did move by itself
-being defensive towards inanimate objects
-attacking inanimate objects out of fear
-refusing to sleep or sit in a room if there is a certain inanimate object present
“I think I might have Inanimaphobia, cause I think my hat rack wants to kill me in my sleep.”
Inanimaphobia by Crow23137 January 30, 2022
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