Inanimaphobia 

Fear that inanimate objects are out to get you, or silently judging you behind your back. Objects can vary between furniture, appliances, tools, hand held inanimate objects, and sometimes fir worse cases clothing

I think I might have Inanimaphobia cause I think my hat rack wants to kill me in my sleep

Inanimaphobia by Crow23137 January 30, 2022

Inanimaphobia 

Fear that inanimate objects are out to get you, or silently judging you behind your back. Objects can vary between furniture, appliances, tools, hand held inanimate objects, and sometimes fir worse cases doors, door knobs, windows, lights, floors, and walls.

Symptoms ( if you experience or a friend of yours is experiencing these symptoms they or you might have Inanimaphobia)
-eyeing inanimate objects
-checking over your shoulder to check inanimate objects
-making sure an inanimate object did move by itself
-being defensive towards inanimate objects
-attacking inanimate objects out of fear
-refusing to sleep or sit in a room if there is a certain inanimate object present

“I think I might have Inanimaphobia, cause I think my hat rack wants to kill me in my sleep.”

Inanimaphobia by Crow23137 January 30, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022